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Psh, I’m not endangered. I do the endangering.

Just try to step. Just try it.

When I see my ex that I’m still attracted to

When I’m sober I manage to get away like:

But when I’m drunk I’m just like:

When I take an adderall to study a couple hours before my test

I study really well but when I hit the test I’m just like:

When there’s something on my test that was not covered in class

I’m just like:

Now THAT’S How You Avoid A Tag [Click to watch]

Easiest way: not playing baseball.

Video: Dog Is Having None of It

It’s a shame dogs can’t choose their owners.

When I run out of iced coffee

I’m just like:

When my roommate and I attempt to cook dinner

We just act like:

Playing Tennis

Expectation:

Reality:

Say no to sports, yes to puppies